From the Editor

ave you ever had one of those days, those weeks, and if you’re like me (someone who works on a monthly deadline schedule) one of those MONTHS? Well, if you have, please enjoy the following. And remember laughter is the best medicine.
Sayings

    * Be nice to your kids. They’ll chose your nursing home.
    * 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
    * Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
    * Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
    * Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
    * For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
    * I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
    * The beatings will continue until morale improves.
    * I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
    * Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
    * Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
    * Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
    * There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
    * I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
    * Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    * A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
    * I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
    * Don’t be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
    * If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
    * Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
    * If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
    * If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
    * If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
    * Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
    * It’s not hard to meet expenses; they’re everywhere.
    * Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
    * Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
    * Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
    * Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Dain bramaged.